I DON"T WRESTLE...I BEAT BITCHES UP!!!

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Sanks God!

The semester is over.I am officially on summer vacation and this one i'm gonna cherish because I know it will be the last real summer vacation I'll ever have.Thanks to everyone for supporting me in my first year back at the LB.Happy 5.5 years to "THE BOSS". I am a suckyass girlfriend since I always forget to greet this sucka at least once a month on the 11th of each month.But it was 6 years ago I took joe to my senior prom where it all began. Funny thing is I accidentally asked him. How do you accidentally ask someone to your prom? One night when joe and i were still friends ( I a senior at IMMAC, he a Sophoomore at UCI) we were randomly talking on the phone and I was bitchin at him about the last guy I was seeing that dumped me to get back with his ex-girlfriend( WHO by the by was missing one tooth and took me to Tommy's burger for Valentines day. BEEATCH! If i ever see him on the street I would beat his ass). Because of this situation I had no prom date.Back in 1998 joe was "KUYA joe" ( FUCKIN YUCK) and always gave me pep talks about whatever. Here's his pep talk :
Joe : well why don't you just take billy or ray or cyrus? ( just naming boys I know that could possibly be my date )

Riann : Nah, I took his ass already, and he doesn't know how to dance ( blah blah naming all these reasons why those guys sucked)...I might as well just take you ( i say sarcastically)

S I L E N C E

and not just any silence, awkward ass, i need to get off the phone now silence.

Joe : well I have to go now I think my roomate needs to use the phone.

Riann : Okay talk to you later

THe next day joe calls anna and says " I think Riann asked me to her prom?" She convinces him to call me to clarify and he asks

Joe : Did you really ask me to the prom

Riann : Sure, I guess

HAHAHAHAH...and now we've been together for 5.5 years.HILARIOUS. Happy anniversary PUPPY!

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