I have now entered the realm of fanaticism...
 
Hello one and all...I haven't written i know and i'm sorry. Just too much to talk about and no way to talk about it all. But i will make my public confession so I can finally come to grips with the fact that i am officially a groupie. Not groupie " i want to have sex with you because you're cute and famous " but groupie " i buy your live concert DVD's and read anything written about you on the internet." For those of you who know me and have been a groupie before I know I have clowned you many a time for your fanatic behaviors ( you NSYNC fans shall remain nameless)i now understand. All you guys  know that i'm not a FAN of anyone really. Yes Duffy from Road Rules, yeah sure I have a laminated picture of him on my corkboard ( shut up its only like a little wallet picture...not that it makes it any better CAUSE ITS LAMINATED ). But now I've reached a new level of fanaticism with the one, the only Mr. John Mayer. Reasons why I love John Mayer.....ready.....GO :
 
1. Me and the monkeyboy went to his live concert at Verizon Wireless Ampitheater in Irvine. TWO make it THREE words for you : PUTI ( if you don't know, you better ask somebody ), DRUNK and GIRLS. Lots of loud mouth puti girls drunk as a skunk. To make things worse some old man in front of us wouldn't sit his ass down and mind you we're at the very back of the lawn and I could only see JM through his armpit. What's my point in all this complaining?...
despite it all the concert was the SHIT.
 
2. He is just chill. No Hollywood. No back up dancers. Just a guitar and some sloppy ass hair, making him even hotter. Nothing is more irritating than a pretty boy.
 
3. Despite the funny faces he makes when he's playing the guitar, he's still a hottie. Not hottie that can play a guitar but hottie cause he DOES play the guitar. There's nothing sexier than talent and good song writing skills.
 
4. He's all about break ups...So i've been nursing alot of break ups lately ( SHOUT TO ALL MY NEW SINGLE HOMIES) and talk about a guy that loves to write a sad song. He once said " A good song is supposed to break your heart ."
NOTE : I really am a psycho stalker fan now cause i'm quoting him
But he has some really heart wrenching ones. Ones to wallow in. I wallow in them and I'm not even in a break up! He didn't sing my favorite song "Comfortable" at the concert which i listen to OVER AND OVER and watch over and over on the DVD.